"By my calculations, we should have the ten of you here for the commencement of the game."

The Doctor has lead a long, exciting, dangerous and sometimes tragic life. A life that has touched literally the entire universe. A life that a precious handful have been invited to share. A life that someone has decided is worthy of commemorating on a planetary scale, down to the most exacting detail. And they've invited every incarnation of the Doctor they can find to make sure they've got it right.

But there's something baleful behind this veneration. Something with an understanding of Time Lord technology and how to apply it. Something that has no compunction about trapping and extorting compliance from its supposed idol. Something that needs him to re-enact the hurt and loss of his past lives.

If there's one thing the creators of the museum should have learnt, it's that there's one thing you should never ever put in a trap.

This is another round-robin story featuring the Doctor - all of them, and then some.

Certain characters in this story (mentioning no names) may be copyright the BBC, and/or Fox, and/or Virgin Publishing. Each chapter is © its author, as credited below.



Discontinuity Guide
Internet Adventure Publication Order
Preceded by

Destiny Rules

Followed by
10th Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

Followed by

Sand Trap

9th Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

Destiny Rules

Followed by

8th Doctor Adventures
Preceded by


Followed by


7th Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

The Exiled Ones

Followed by

6th Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

Yellow Fever and How to Cure It

Followed by

Riding the Currents

5th Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

Festivals of Light and Darkness

Followed by

The Plain People

4th Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

The Planet of Relaxation

Followed by


3rd Doctor Adventures
Preceded by


Followed by

Alone in the World

2nd Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

To Outsit Eternity

Followed by

1st Doctor Adventures
Preceded by

Followed by

The Terrible Zodin


Originally posted: 18 September 2006 — ???


  1. "Planet of Memories" — TimeLadyX
  2. "The Gathering Storm" — Blue Mystique
  3. "Things Best Forgotten" — Cameron Mason
  4. "And Then There Was One" — Aron Toman
  5. "Play It Again, Doctor" — Molly Schlemmer
  6. "Emo Doc" — warinbabylon






Jon Andersen


Cover Artist

Jon Andersen


Alternate Covers


Dramatis Personae

Guest Cast


  • Every multi-Doctor story ever.




Plot Victims

Doctor Who In-jokes

Fashion Victims

Double Entendres

Dialogue Disasters

Dialogue Triumphs




  • A pleasantly habitable little world orbiting a G sequence sun on the far side of the galactic core, about three and half million years before the beginning of the Big Crunch.

Future History

Unwritten Adventures

The Bottom Line


Internet Adventures

Internet Adventures Discontinuity Guide